So what’s on Cat TV today, Ernie?? Hey look, Wally! It’s Mr. Evil Squirrel! He’s eating all the birdies’ food!! Aw, change the channel, Ernie! I don’t wanna watch that squirrel make a pig out of himself… Okay, that’s better… It’s the Feather Channel and the Downy Woodpecker Show is on!! Hey, Wally! [read more]
Everyone wants to know… What’s That Wally Doing? Enjoy that corn while you can, Evil Squirrel… ‘Cuz one of these days I’m gonna get out there and you’re gonna be mine…all MINE!!!
This is my friend, Mr. Squirrel. Okay, so I lie…he’s not my friend. He’s really my practice dummy. I practice on him what I would do to a real evil squirrel if I ever get my paws on one… Watch me practice my killer moves on Mr. Squirrel… Hmmmm…I think I need to practice some more!! Oh yeah, [read more]
Introoder Alert!! Those evil squirrels are invading our yard and eating all the birdie food! At first, just one showed up… But then his buddy joined him… And then one started burrowing in the snow! What the heck is he doing down there??? (is this like dumpster diving??) Let me at ’em… I’d put the bitey on [read more]
Mom got the Dewey book for Christmas and she’s spending more time with it than us… So I hafta find other ways to entertain myself… Think I’ll watch some Cat TV… Hey, look!! It’s “As The Squirrel Turns!” One of my favorite shows!!!
Hey, Ernie…we got a visitor. And he kinda looks like you! Yeah, Wally…I wonder if we’re related. Maybe he’s a cousin or somethin’… Oh, Ernie…don’t be silly! You’re not related!! Can’t you see he’s an evil squirrel??!? Hey, is he eating a giant Temptation??!?