So earlier this week I gave the lady with the yellow hair a real scare.
Since I’m still being kept separated from that orange-stripey cat, she made this make-shift toy by putting ping-pong balls on both ends of a long string, then she put the string under the door of my room so that I had one ball to knock around and they had the other one.
We played with this until I got the idea that the string looked like a better toy than the ball. I chewed and chewed on that string. I don’t know why…it didn’t taste like much. Anyway, when the lady with the yellow hair discovered that I had eaten about a foot of the string, she got all upset. Geez, I don’t know what the big deal was…when I lived on the outside, I ate stuff that was a lot worse than a silly piece of string.
But here’s the bad part of story…the next day she ambushed me and put me in the PTU and took me to the V.E.T.!!!! The V.E.T. took a picture of my belly and said something about it being “inconclusive” whatever that means. But the other thing the V.E.T. said was that I was full of poop! And they were concerned about that!! Next thing I knew, they took me into the back room and squirted water up my pooper!!!! YIKES!!! That was NOT fun!!!! And I let them know it!!!!
They brought me back to the lady with the yellow hair and told her that I had something called “tapeworm.” That sure doesn’t sound good. But they were all still worried about that silly string that I ate. They were saying stuff like “emergency clinic” and “surgery.”
Anyway, the lady with the yellow hair brought me back home, and for the next day or so she kept telling me to “Do something!!! Poop or throw up or something!!” She checked my litter box every hour it seemed. But I held out — serves her right for all the torture she put me through!!!!
Finally, 2 days later, I couldn’t hold out any longer. I never saw someone so happy that I pooped!!! And then she started digging in my poop! And there it was…a foot of string. And she smiled and showed it to the guy!
So I guess everything came out okay in the end…heeheehee!!!