‘Tis Meow Like a Pirate Day!!
Yo ho ho! And a bottle o’ Catnip Rum!
Avast ye hearties! ‘Tis I…Evil Necksnapper Ernie! With me treasure chest!
Arrgh! Thar be nothin’ but gold in this treasure chest! Gold is of no use t’ me! Whar be thee catnip? That be thee real treasure!
Some mangy scallywag musta found thee chest before me and plundered thee nip! Arrrgh! Shiver me timbers! No one plunders me treasure and lives t’ see another day! Ahoy! I shall sail thee 7 seas ’til I find thee scurvy dog…and make him walk thee plank! Arrrgghhh!!