Halt! Who goes there?
Ernie! Why are you laying on the stairs? You’re going to get stepped on.
I’m the Guard Cat of the Stairs, mom. What’s the secret password?
Password? I don’t know what the password is…I didn’t even know there was one.
There is now! And no one gets by me without saying it.
Looks like I’m stuck here.
You got some treats? Y’know…I can be bribed.
You’re not a very good guard cat then, Ernie, if you can be bribed.
Hmmm…guess I’m more of a hungry guard cat than a good one. Now go get some treats!