Ever since the lady with the yellow hair got home from her trip to that conference, I’ve been a little more stand-offish.
After all, she did leave me alone for 3 WHOLE DAYS…and had the audacity to have some strange human come in and give me my food and clean my litter box. I didn’t like that one bit! She knows how much I don’t like strange humans. I don’t even like her sometimes.
Now she thinks she can bribe me with a treat. Like that’s gonna make everything all better. Well…you know what she can do with that treat, don’tcha? Wait a minute. *sniff sniff sniff* Is that my favorite freeze dried chicken treat? Maybe I oughta rethink this.
Okay lady…I’ll take your bribe. Now if you leave the whole bag, we’ll talk about me coming out from under here.