Wally! What’re doing on this chair?!? This is a one-cat-only chair…and I was here first! MOVE!
Ernie, I saw you sitting here and I said to myself…I bet Ernie could use a bath.
No I don’t Wally. I just gave myself a bath…I’m clean enough.
Oh Ernie…you silly cat. You don’t know what clean is. Look…behind your ears…it’s filthy. *lickity lickity lickity*
Now let me get the rest of you. Hold still.*SLURP*
Ugh…the things I have to put up with around here. Wally, if you’re not giving yourself a bath, you’re giving me one. Haven’t you worn that tongue of yours out by now?