Jul 062018

Hi everybuddy. Y’know…I always look good…wouldn’t you agree?

Cat sitting

So, if there’s a bad picture of me, it’s not my fault. It’s the fault of the photographer…aka the lady with the yellow hair…taking the picture of me.

Today, I’m gonna share with you some of the bad pictures she has taken of me recently. Let me tell you, there are a lot of them. Except for some cropping, these pictures are untouched.

Remember when I was playing with the Neko fly?

Cat playing with Neko Fly

Most of those pictures came out terrible because she couldn’t keep me in focus. Hey, not my fault…I was having fun. You gotta keep up!

Cat playing with Neko fly

Or she tried using the flash which was a big fail! That fly looks like it’s glowing! Not to mention my eyes.

Or how ‘bout my post on how much I loved to be brushed?

Cat being brushed

Instead of showing how much I like it, this one looks like the opposite and I’m ready to bite her hand.

Cat being brushed

And this one makes me look goofy…like I zoned out on all the brushing.

Then there was my Sassy Cat treat review.

Cat eating treat

Not only was her focus off on this one…her aim with that treat was too.

Cat eating treat

And she was a little too slow when she tried to get a close up of me eating the treat. With all the bad pictures being taken, you can imagine how many treats I get to eat when I do a treat review. A LOT!

Finally, what’s with humans’ fascination with us cats taking baths? Do they really have to photograph that?

Cat taking bath

Thank cod she’s a lousy photographer and didn’t get one good shot of me to use.

For every good picture of me, there’re probably about 20 bad ones. But like I said, it’s not my fault. I always look good. I can’t help it if the photographer is bad.

  43 Responses to “It’s Not Me…It’s the Photographer”

  1. We think some of those pictures are pretty darn cute. Like the one of you being brushed. You are just such a pretty kitty Zoey. Have a great day.

  2. i still don’t see a bad photo of you.

  3. Nice outtakes, Zoey! You are gorgeous, no matter what!

  4. I must confess I’m a lousy photographer just like your mom Zoey 🙂

  5. OH, you cruel and ungrateful kitty. As gorgeous as you may be, and that is GORGEOUS, your poor, berated Yellow-Haired Photographer probably stumbled as the shot was snapped. Or maybe her camera slipped off its focus all on its own or maybe a mouse came out and scared her just as she shot you spacing out under the brush! Hey, things happen.
    We LOVED all the shots–maybe more interesting than the purrrrrfect ones you show us.
    But…we’re all a bit wacky here and love mistakes.
    Hey, it’s how you learn, right?

  6. And thank you for “thank cod”, once again. I hope we are allowed to use it instead of that other thing we would rather now use because you never know whom you are going to offend, haha.

  7. Your gorgeous all the time.x

  8. OMC, the treat photo! Ha ha ha ha! You can’t fool us, though, Zoey–we think you *were* zoned out on the brushing. That first photo is just divine.

  9. Yep, your stylist and photographer is to blame for all this. You are such an elegant and beautiful ladycat, we know.

  10. Lots of treat for review-it’s nice good things can come from bad photographing 🙂 Love the brushing photos. Your zoned out look made me lol 🙂

  11. Ohhhh Zoey yes indeedy you speak true words. Natural beauty shines through but OMCs when the photographer is having a bad day geeeeeeez.
    Your eyes are lovely
    Hugs madi your bfff

  12. You are always the cutest sweet Zoey!

  13. That first photo is extra gorgeous of your Zoey! But you are right, we don’t see a single bad photo of you anywhere! 🙂

    the critters in the cottage xo

  14. Oh Zoe, what a treat to see all these adorable outtakes!

  15. It’s just so hard to find a good photographer these days, isn’t it, Zoey? Mine always chops my ears out of pictures. How rude. Even if your photographer doesn’t meet your standards, you’re still super pretty, Zoey. Purrs, Thimble

  16. You are gorgeous. Mommy always tells me, and I agree. Love your outtakes. XX

  17. Yep – it’s always the photographer’s fault. My Mom says every single photo that’s EVER been taken of her is horrible because of the photographer……..somehow I’m having a tough time believing that.

    Hugs, Teddy

  18. We get lots of bad photos for every good one here too. I don’t mind – it means more treats for me, since that is what I get paid in for modeling.

  19. zoey I couldn’t agree more if I had to sign papers swearing I was in agreement like with those pages we see that we have to accept before proceeding to the shopping page and where was I going with this, oh yes you look FABulous and I hope you heard the ocean in photo four with hugs from dai$y =^..*=♥♥

  20. I good photo out of every twenty is not that bad! Some of your bad ones here look pretty good!

  21. Come on, Zoey! Give your Mom some credit! We’ve seen some amazing pictures of you and your brothers! Our Momma takes 100 pictures and only uses 2! And she makes the same mistakes over and over again!

  22. Yep, blame the photographer. Because you always look fabulous!

  23. You always look beautiful Zoey, in spite of your photographer’s efforts to show otherwise.

  24. I say that all the time too, Zoey! Mommy gets some doozies too. –Mudpie

  25. I think these are all great because you are in them.

  26. Clearly she needs more practice but you still look beautiful in her mess ups!

  27. Zoey you’re so adorable in all of these photos!

  28. I think these are all cute!! you should have saved this for the blog hop!!

  29. Girlfriend, I feel your pain. The lady is a terrible photographer. Any good or even halfway decent photo of us was most likely taken by the big guy. That being said, you always look good!

  30. We ALL have that problem Zoey expect maybe for Summer and Cupcake and co. They have such great material to work with—us—and they still can’t get it right.

  31. I think we could all be happy if the flashy boxes went away.

  32. Zoey, We laughed till our sides hurt! Your mom is no better than ours and the comical pictures make us giggle like school kits.

    Shoko and Tyebe

  33. Zoey, You always look terrific and we don’t think human photographers can ever keep up with us, they are such slow pokes.

  34. You know Sisfur Zoey yur fotoss’ are berry purrty dee-spite yur Lady not beein thee bested fotograffer! You HAVE seen sum of mine rite??? Maybee it iss a yell-oh haired fing??? Mew mew mew…
    Thee second foto of you with yur fly toy iss ackshully furabuluss!
    Yur faithfull admirerer, Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

  35. Of course it’s the photographer’s fault…always 😀 Pawkisses for a Happy Caturday 🙂 <3

  36. As gorgeous as you are, it could NEVER be your fault! And P.s….. we get tons of treats when we do reviews, so that tells you how bad of a photographer our mom is.

  37. Tell us about the blurry shots eh? Even with her (yeah she’s still learning) fancy DSLR all we get are blurrs * sigh *

    We feel your pain Zoe.

  38. I have to side with your photographer on this one, Zoey. Can’t you cats just learn to sit still for a minute???? MOL

  39. Zoey, these pictures are beautiful to our human as it shows the character in you. Our human loves them. Purrs!

  40. Well, Zoey, when all is said and done, it is of course not really possible to take a bad picture of a girl as lovely as you!

    The Chans

  41. We totally understand, Zoey. Our mom is a totally lousy photographer. The photo of you with your head on the green scratcher is hysterical. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer

  42. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaw We think you always look gawjus Zoey. And we don’t think those fotos are all that bad. Big hugs

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

  43. You know, Zoey…petcretary is just like your Mom!! But I think I make her take 100’s of bad ones before I let her have a good one…and then she still messes up, MOL!

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