‘Tis Meow Like a Pirate Day!
We arrrrrr thee Pirate Island Cats of the Caribbean…
Mad Redbeard Wally,
Evil Neck Snapper Ernie
and Bloody Princess o’ Death Zoey.
Yo ho ho and a bottle o’ catnip rum!
Arrgh! Well shave my belly with a rusty razor! Thar be nothin’ but gold in this treasure chest! Gold is of no use to us Pirate Island Cats! Whar be thee catnip, Evil Necksnapper? That be thee real treasure.
Blimey! Some mangy scallywag musta found thee chest before us, Mad Redbeard, and plundered thee nip! Arrgh!!
Shiver me timbers! No one plunders our treasure and lives t’ see another day! Avast! Prepare thee ship! We shall sail thee 7 seas until we find thee scurvy dog…and then we be makin’ them walk thee plank! Arrghhhh!!