PHEW! This nip nanner is waaaaay too over-ripe. I can’t imagine any of us cats wanting to lick this thing anymore. Time for a new one!
Speak for yourself, Ernie. This nip nanner still has a lot of life left in it, if you ask me.
Let me rephase that then, Wally. I can’t imagine any of us cats with good taste wanting to lick this thing anymore.
You can have your good taste, Ernie. I have what tastes good!