Hey Ernie! I hear today is Black Friday. So I’m celebrating by hanging out with my favorite black cat…you!
Zoey, that’s really nice of you…but you do know Black Friday has nothing to do with black cats, don’tcha?
Nope. Black Friday is a day that the humans get up in the wee hours of the morning and go shopping.
Shopping?!? That’s crazy! Why would anybuddy wanna do that?
I dunno, Zoey. It’s one of the great mysteries of life, I guess.
Ernie, I always thought humans were a little strange…this just confirms it for me. I’d much rather hang out with a black cat than shop. Let’s change it to Black Cat Friday instead!