Hello, mom. Haven’t you heard the latest research that you shouldn’t make the bed? That’s right…some very smart scientists say that making the bed every day may be unhealthy because of the millions of dirty little dust mites that exist in the bed. Ewwww…gross! Do you really wanna be sleeping with those things? But if you leave the bed unmade, it helps to kill off the little buggers.
See? I’m just thinking about you, mom…and your health. You’re welcome. Besides, I’m not ready to get up yet.