Hey everybuddy. You won’t believe what happened this week. The lady with the yellow hair forgot my Gotcha Day! It was last Tuesday. It’s been 8 whole years since I got gotted…how could she forget? Oh, she said she’s been preoccupied because of her recent surgery and stuff. How long does she think she can use that flimsy excuse? So I’m giving her the back of disrespect. She deserves it.
To make up for it, she promised me lots of extra treats. I told her that wasn’t gonna cut it. I told her to get rid of those boycats and I’d forgive her. She said she couldn’t do that and we have to come up with a happy medium.
So I’m asking all of you for your help on this. What should the lady with the yellow hair do to make it up to me for forgetting my Gotcha Day? Let me know in the comments. I’ll pick my 3 favorites and report back and let you know if she’ll comply.
Happy Gotcha Day to me…even if it is a little late.