Hi everybuddy. It’s me…Zoey. Today is International Box Day…a day joyously celebrated by cats everywhere. Because cats love boxes. Or they’re supposed to. But I have a confession to make. I don’t! Seriously…I’m very wary of those cardboard contraptions. I’m afraid if I step paw in one, it will eat me!
For Box Day, the lady with the yellow hair put out a box just for me thinking I would immediately jump in it and she could take some pictures of me enjoying all the things that a box has to offer. But that wasn’t happening. Instead of jumping in it, I hissed at it…and I hissed at the lady with the yellow hair for putting that evil thing near me. I avoided the box like the plague…or better yet, like that orange stripey cat that lives here.
So, I’m sorry…there are no pictures of me in a box. But I don’t want to disappoint those of you that came here hoping to see us Island Cats in boxes. Those boycats LOVE boxes. They obviously aren’t as discerning as me.
Look at them. It makes me cringe just to see them in those boxes. I hope they don’t get eaten. Well, okay, maybe the orange stripey one can get eaten.
I’d wish you all a Happy Box Day, but that would be a little dishonest of me since I don’t really mean it. Am I the only cat that doesn’t like boxes?