Hey everybuddy. This was me the other day. The mom was changing the sheets on the bed and I, being the good mancat that I am, decided to help her. She told me she didn’t need my help and made me get off the bed. Well, obviously she was mistaken about not needing my help, and I jumped right back up. And again, she told me to get off. And then accused me of making an inappropriate gesture at her!
Really now…would I do that?!? I told her that was no inappropriate gesture…I was just cleaning my toesies.
Seriously…you guys believe me, don’tcha? Does this look like I was making an inappropriate gesture? But even if I was…she deserved it, y’know…for refusing my help and making me get off the bed.