Apr 172015
 

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Something terrible has happened, everybuddy.
You know how I like to dead my toys, right?

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Who could forget what I did to Da Bird or my string mousie?
And remember when I licked all the furs off of gray mousie?

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Well, I think I may have gone a little too far
and deaded my favorite stuffie.
I pulled it out to the middle of the bed and 

I was licking and licking it
and chewing on its pretty bow tie.

Now its totally unresponsive!

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I didn’t mean to do it!
Does anybuddy know stuffie CPR?

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  61 Responses to “Formerly Feral – Stuffie CPR”

  1. LOL, stuffie CPR!
    Well…I don’t know, maybe too late. You deaded it very well!

  2. Oh no Zoe, Stuffie does look a little unresponsive. LOL. We sure hope you can find someone to do CPR to Stuffie. We sure send lots of purrs to you Stuffie. You all have a great day.

  3. oops. time to call 911.

  4. Perhaps Stuffie is very tired and is taking a very long nap Zoey.
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

  5. With a little rest I bet it’ll be good as new! (I have that exact same stuffie!!!)

  6. Your Mom will fix it. That’s what they do, fix stuff for us.

  7. I think he is playing possum.

  8. I agree with Ellen Pilch…you need to dead that stuffie some more, Zoey!

  9. oh you poor baby! Call 911 and FAST!

  10. Aww, we think it looks like it still has a lot of life left in it, Zoey!

  11. I think your mommy can help. I’ll just bet she can. xoxox

  12. Make biscuits in the middle of its chest, that should do it! Oh, but don’t forget your precordial thump/whap first!

  13. Nope, can’t help you there! hahaha!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

  14. Poor Stuffie! Maybe you can roust it in a bit pretty Zoey!

  15. Yes, we do. I used to do emergency surgery on Merlin’s bears. Zoey, I bet another nip will get it moving.

  16. Oh no, maybe your Mom will help. LOL

  17. Uh oh maybe a little kitty cpr will help. Let’s all jump on top of Stuffie and see what happens.

  18. you lay on it

  19. Oh I think it is ok. I bet it is just in a cat-a-tonic state after all that grooming and licking and such

    Hugs madi your bfff

  20. It may need a bow tie transplant!

  21. You have to Bunny-Kick it! That’ll revive it!

  22. Don’t worry, we think that your stuffie just need some rest after such licking. Purrs

  23. Maybe your mom can help you with that, Zoey. Maybe it just needs a new bow tie?

  24. My momma runs a stuffie hospital for da dogs’ stuffies – I’m pretty sure dat one can be saved.

  25. Oh no! Sometimes, I see humans using those stuffies in animal CPR classes. Maybe if you bring it to one of those, they’ll be able to revive it for you! 😉

  26. I also think it is just passed out from the wonderful licking you gave it. Go away for a while and I betcha it will revive.

  27. Oh no! I’m quite ‘good’ at breaking things myself, so I know how you feel. Please bear with me – I’m an adult: I advise you to deal with your loss.

  28. Yes!!! All you have to do is jump on his belly over and over! That will surely bring him back around!

  29. Sit on its head. That’s what I’ve always done. – Crepes.

  30. Maybe it is just tired and will feel better after a long nap.

  31. I’m sure your stuffy will be just fine!!

  32. I hope you find someone to help him soon!

  33. Well, you do look sorry there in that top pic. I bet your mom will perform CPR tonight and he’ll be as good as new (or at least somewhat) in the morning.

  34. At our house, wes sends in the hairy slobbery sister and she shakes the stuffie and flings it around and arround!
    Kisses
    Nellie

  35. Dr. Ducky will be right over.

  36. Oh no…it looks serious. Please let us know what happened. Chloe Jo deads her pets, too. ~xo~

  37. I think HHGutt does. I’ll send him right over.

  38. He may just be shamming, to give himself a little breather. I think he’ll be all right, Zoey.

  39. Give him a nice little bite on the nose , Zoey! That should do the trick and make him sit up and take note! ;p

    the critters in the cottage xo

  40. yoW! don’t know your own strength, eh Zoey? try making biscuits on your stuffies chest. the massages could bring him back to life 😉

    We gotta say we love your innocent look. we bet you can get away with murder…and in this case, maybe stuffie murder…
    hee hee!

    Pip, Smidgen, Minnie, Hollie

  41. Oh my cod Zoey, you are tough on your stuffie. We call 119 and see if there’s help coming 🙂

  42. Haha – CPR is definitely needed here!

  43. Uhoh…….I think it might be too late…….looks like that stuffie has gone to the great stuffie heaven where all the other destroyed toys went!

    Hugs, Sammy

  44. Oh my..i think maybe RIP for your stuffie 🙁 maybe Easy has some tips hahahaha loves Fozziemum xx

  45. Sivvers… Prepare the teleportation device. One stuffie is in need of our aid, ASAP.

    Purrs,
    Nissy

  46. Zoey, don’t worry. I’m sure your stuffy is just in suspended animation for a while. If stuffy doesn’t revive on it’s own, your mom can fix it.

  47. Yer expression is priceless!!

  48. Oh dear… we do hope Stuffie has nine lives and will be back to life soon!

  49. Oh, Oh…this has happened to me before too….its scary. Here’s what you do. !/ sit on his face 2/ bite his ears…tear at his ears and then 3/ kick him in the stomach. If, he’s anywhere near still alive…he will slightly move.

    (((Shoko))) PS A tried and true recipe for life.

  50. Maybe stuffie was enjoying your licking and chewing so much he is taking a nice long nap and will be quite okay when he wakes up sweet Zoey. If not then we sure hope you find someone that knows stuffie CPR. Hugs and nose kisses

  51. Actually, Marcus would love to de-stuff your stuffie. Does that count as CPR?

  52. Stuffies can be tricky. I think it is just pretending to play dead. Are you sure it’s not a possum? MOL!

  53. Zoey you made our day with this post, you are super adorable and so is this post…we will send Mini-Cloon over he may know what to do with one of his own kind…

  54. Hi, it’s me again. I just wanted to let you know that I gave you the inspirational blog award, http://whenthecatisaway.com/crazy-shelter-stories/ . I really admire your skills – you’re really good at taking pictures. You inspired me, because I promised myself to pay more attention on how I can improve my own pictures.

  55. YIKES! Well, the new rools say to just pound on the chest doin some rock song…

  56. Yous should jump and down on its a few times…. I’s bets it will get up and moves then!!

    Luvs,
    Rose, the not so kitten, kitten

  57. Oh no, Zoey!! Maybe your human can take it to the hospital and get him fixed for you. Purrs <3

  58. We bet that stuffie is just trying to claim his 15 minutes of fame by playing possum and then going on TMZ to talk about how you took the first swipe and knocked him out. I say be careful there, Zoey! And if something is really, really wrong I bet mom helps you out….

  59. Oh no, Zoey! We hope someone was able to save your stuffie!

  60. Aaaaaaaaw Yous so adowable. Wish we kuld help. MOL Have a pawsum week.

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Lexi

  61. Mee-you Zoey mee can sned LadyMum over to reesusitate yur stuffie…shee iss BERRY good at this 😉
    Must bee all thee yeerss of practice frum all mee preeveeuss Auntyss’ 😉
    Let me know if you need her help!
    ***nose kissess*** Siddhartha Henry xxxx

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