Well…hello, the mom. Y’know what tomorrow, January 22, is? It’s National Answer Your Cat’s Question Day. But I’m not gonna wait until tomorrow to ask…I’ve got one BIG question for you right now.
See the clock there? It says 8:38. And I wanna know…why am I still waiting for my breakfast?!? Someone is definitely slacking around here.
Oh, don’t bother to answer. Any explanation you come up with will be totally unacceptable! Just fill my food dish…pronto! And let’s not have this happen again, okay?