Hey everybuddy. I don’t feel much like taking selfies today. Y’see…the other day, I had a little “situation” which required me to be dragged to the emergency vet. I had a…*whispering*…anal gland abscess. That evil ER vet…the mom said she looked like she just graduted from high school…knocked me out and shaved my nether regions and did all sorts of nasty things to me. And she shaved one of my front legs, too…so now it looks like I’m wearing a boot on one foot…a really big boot.
The worst of it? I gotta wear this lampshade on my head. I wouldn’t mind wearing it if I felt like partying…but I don’t. Wally keeps hissing at me and muttering something about an alien in the house.
Hey, I wonder if I’ll get better Bird TV reception with this thing on??