Hey, Ernie! Aren’tcha happy the mom’s home now?
Yeah, Wally…but did you see what she was doing
when she was at that BarkWorld/MeowWorld place?
She was cavorting with…dare I say it?
I know! She’s got some ‘splaining to do!
She was seen cuddling these two kittens…
Stoli and Sangria from Random Felines.
Ernie, she said she rarely gets to play with kittens
so she just had to get her kitten fix.
And then there was this guy…
the famous Waffles from Glogirly…Tails of Two Funny Cats and Their Girl.
Rumor has it she was snuggling on him and feeding him treats.
Yeah, Ernie…she said she missed me so much that
she was having orange cat withdrawal and just had to have a fix.
Another flimsy excuse if you ask me, Wally.
But she did say she brought us home some cool swag.
Well, Ernie…that’s the only way
she can make up for all that cheating she did.
Now let’s see what’s in this bag.
I need a nip fix.