What’cha doing, Wally?
I’m on patrol, Ernie…watching for vishus deers.
They’ve been invading our yard again.
I know, Wally!
Did you see the one that was here the other day?
Yeah, I did, Ernie. It was quite vishus looking.
Just look at those beady eyes!
It ate our plants! The audacity!
And licked its vishus chops when it was done!
I hope it wasn’t licking its chops ’cause it saw us
and wanted to make us its next meal, Wally!
Nah, Ernie…I think we scared it away.
It didn’t stay around very long.
It headed over to next-door guy’s yard
to eat his plants.
Good riddance, vishus deer! We’ll be watching for you!