There I was…all ready to help the mom with
the changing of the sheets and the making of the bed.
And y’know what she said?
“I don’t need your help with this, Wally.”
And she told me to get off the bed.
So I gave her what for and said…
“That’s it! I’ll never offer to help you again!”
and stormed off.
But I don’t think she believed me.
And honestly, guys…
I don’t believe me either.