Kitties, as you can see, I’m not wearing my happy face today. That’s because I’m HISSED OFF! And let me tell you why. Did you see what Zoey said the other day when she was showing you her hidey hole? Which, by the way, I’m not even the least bit interested in. She’s got the inside of that thing all furred up, it’s a miracle she can squeeze herself in there. Oh…but I digress. She said the mom brought her food dish over to her so she didn’t have to get out. What’s up with that? I never get that kind of room service…and that is SO unfair!
Lady…I want…no…I DEMAND that my food dish be brought over here to me on my mini-cat tree platform! Or else I’m gonna shred all the paper towels and toilet paper and napkins in this house! Oh, waydaminit…I’ll probably do that whether I get my food dish or not. I gotta come up with something better. Any ideas, guys? I need something really good.
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You could take a really long bath and then hork up a slimy hair ball, preferably on something light colored. Hey, is their bed spread light?
She better obey you Ernie. I’ve never seen you this mad and rightly so.
Annie’s idea is just like mine. Definitely throw up on the bed. Or the couch.
WE think shredding all the TP and Paper towels is a good start. We love to use the walls as scratching posts so our walls have some holes in them. Give that a try and I bet you get your food wherever you want it to be. Have a great Day all of you.
You need to do a fur ball just where they put their feet as they get out of bed!! You could learn some new words too!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
We’ll send Princeton over to help. That will be TERRIBLE punishment!
Wow you ARE in a snit!!! MOL!!!! I agree with the furball suggestion, that’ll show her!
Horking up furballs sound like a plan to us. We could send you some of ours too if need be, Ernie. Start off with one right in front of Zoey’s little hidey hole!
I think you should just ignore her, that should drive her really crazy!
Dude, you ARE hissed off, aren’t you?? You know the lady with blond hair loves YOU bunches and bunches (however I do like the hair ball idea…!) I think you oughta get room service, you DO protect the house, being a panther and all!! Good luck 🙂
Noir
Selective room service? Call the better business bureau.
Ernie, you are totally right! Demand your meals be delivered wherever you choose. And whenever you want noms….make TLWTYH understand mancats deserve some special attention too! Heh…heh
I’ll set you up with Waffles. He’s an EXPERT in causing trouble.
; ) Katie
You’re totally right… meals wherever you want them, or the TP is history!
Hold your ground! Especially with those extra toes!
Trash the place, Ernie. Trust me, it works every time 🙂
Watch her in her sleep and when she wakes up jump on her. Do it until she gets annoyed hehehe
That is shocking! Poop in her shoe.
Wow pal, you already have enough good ideas to keep you going for a month of “get even with them.” I’d pick a couple and start in right now!
We’d chew a big hole in the screen of that open window and go AWOL. That would teach her. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
We say shred all the papers you can find, then leave BOMITS everywhere. Then sit back and watch the lady with the yellow hair try to wipe the bomits with those shredded papers. Yeah!
How can she not bring you food with a cute,handsome face like yours??
Is your Mom OK?
Try the guilt thing,Moms hate that 😉 heehee
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Treasure,Tiger,JJ and Julie
Howl like a banshee at 2 AM!
Horking behind the bed–whoever sleeps on that side will step in it! Another great spot is the walk-in closet 🙂
Stay put on your platform Ernie and go on strike!xx Speedy
MOL Ernie there is only room for one Diva in the house and my handsome friend…… that is not you!! WTG Zoey
Hugs madi your bFFF
We agree with the “hork a hairball” suggestions. Her pillow or shoe are good places to start
The Florida Furkids
Uh oh Ernie time to take command!
I’m shocked that you must put up with such poor service!
We will try to think up an appropriate threat for you to use.
Uh-oh, mom is in trouble! She better get nice dinner ready and bring it to you!
Maybe you can shred chair or nice couch. That will tell her 🙂
That is not fair Ernie! Of course you should get room service too.
Room service should be for all the kitties.
Ernie, is that you? I thought that was Spitty for a brief moment. MOL! Love those paws! Looks like you have thumbs! Uh, I get my food brought to me on my ToP on occasion. If The Lady doesn’t respond to your demand, a hairball in her shoe works magic.
You know, Ernie, the only way we get service like Zoey is if we aren’t feeling well. You could try to look sick but be careful you don’t end up with a trip to the v-e-t! on the other paw…and speaking of paws… with your mitts you could just threaten your mom with the smacky 😀
Pip, Smidgen, Minnie, HOllie
I completely agree with Fraidy Cats, with mitts like yours Ernie you should definitely be ruler of the household…maybe even the Blogosphere or beyond! Chewing on metal faucets or the toilet handle with your teefs in the wee hours of the morn always does the trick…
If you were NICER to Zoey, perhaps the Lady with the Yellow Hair would be inclined to extend the same excellent service to you? Just sayin’.
Clear all the surfaces with a brutal paw and bring down the curtains.
Oh that face is GORGEOUS
Boy, we hate those double standards! Our mom is always shooing us away from Skootch’s food dish, since he doesn’t gooble his food down the way WE do! He is such a wuss, just nibbles a bit and walks away, and we’re supposed to just sit there and “be good”. Huh! We applaud your plans for revenge!
Ernie, we discussed it here and totally agree with you.
Oh Ernie! Your mitts are so cute we need to compose ourselves and stop swooning, in order to find ideas!! Let’s see….knocking a few breakables off a table and hiding afterwards always gets a nice , near hysterical reaction for us! 🙂
the critters in the cottage xo