Squirrel TV is particularly riveting today, Wally, don’tcha think?
I mean, I have all these questions…
Will the squirrel finish the peanut? How long will it take him?
Will he leave after eating it or will he eat another?
Will some of his friends join him? Will the crazy blue jays chase him away?
The plot twists are endless, I tell ya!
Oh be quiet, Ernie, and just watch, okay??