Shhhhh!! I’m hiding in here from the mom. She wants to give me some of that goopey hairball medicine stuff. Y’know why? Yep, you guessed it. I finally christened the new carpeting with a nice, juicy hairball! I did it during the night when the mom’s yak radar was asleep. The mom was not happy about it one bit! The next morning as she was cleaning up the mess, muttering all those bad words under her breath, she said that she won’t let it happen again and vowed to give us all that icky hairball medicine stuff. Yuck! She oughta be happy it was just a hairball and not my whole dinner!
Uh oh! I hear her coming! Don’t tell her I’m here, okay??
Ernie?? Where are you?? I’ve got a treat for you!!
*whispering* Treat…yeah, right…