It’s Mother’s Day here in the U.S. of A.
So, Mom, on this special day, I promise…
not to scratch the carpet,
not to yak up a hairball,
not to chase Zoey,
not to unroll all the toilet paper and paper towels,
not to bother Wally and make him mad,
not to beg incessently for more foods,
and generally be a good boy.
Being good for one day can’t be that hard, right?
How many hours are left in this day??
Happy Mother’s Day to all the Moms!!