Hey, Ernie…I saw how you redecorated the half-bathroom…
I must say, it was a work of art!
I thought I did a pretty good job myself.
I used every bit of that roll of toilet paper.
And incorporated the design into the rest of the house.
And when you went back and added the box of kleenex,
that was a stroke of design genius, Ernie!
Yeah, but I just don’t understand why mom didn’t like it.
Hey! Is that the phone I hear??
Maybe HGTV is calling…
and they want to give me my own design show!!