Today, I’m gonna show all of you
how I kill…er, I mean, play with my string mousie!
First, I give him a little whap…not too hard…
I wanna give him a false sense of security.
Then, as he comes by on the rebound…
I grab him! And begin to put the bitey on him!!
But string mousie thinks he is clever
and he squirts away.
But not for long!
As he comes flying past, I reach with the Paw of Doom!
I grab him again!!
He’s no match for both Paws of Doom!
He’s in my claws!!
There’s no hope for him now!!
And I finish him off with a killer bitey!!