So the lady with the yellow hair is a little upset with me. Y’see, I keep chewing on the string part of my string toy. I chewed right through it…not once, not twice, not even three times…but FOUR times!! And I’m thinking about doing it again! I can’t help myself!! That string is just asking to be chewed on!!
Every time I chew through it, the lady with the yellow hair fixes it.
See?? She keeps tying it together.
But this last time she fixed it, she told me that was it…she wasn’t gonna be able to fix it anymore. And she said she wasn’t gonna get me a new one, because I would just chew that one, too. (She’s probably right, y’know.)
So now I don’t know what to do. I love playing with my string toy and I love chewing on it…but if I chew on it again, no more string toy.
Hey, I know what I can do! I’ll ask Santa Paws for a new string toy! He’ll bring me one and he won’t care if I chew on it!! Problem solved!!