The mom calls this my “sleeping tight” sleeping position. I call it my “leave me alone…I don’t wanna be disturbed” sleeping position. I hope she takes the hint.
Excuse me, mom…I was trying to take a nap here. Don’tcha got anything better to do than to disturb me? Why don’tcha go clean our litterboxes or go fill the cupboard with our cans of stinky goodness or clean our toys out from under the china cabinet? Y’know…useful stuff…important stuff… instead of bothering me. Sheesh…I really [read more]