So here I am…trying to take a nap. Notice I said “trying.” I know you can’t hear it but there’s a big ol’ blue jay right outside my window squawking and making all sorts of noise and keeping me awake. It’s SO annoying!
Hey you! Bird! Keep it down out there! Some of us are trying to sleep in here!
Stupid bird’s not listening. Probably can’t hear me with all that noise he’s making. Anybuddy have some earplugs I can borrow??
I hope your weekend is blue jay free.