posted by Wally on Dec 18
Psssssst! Hey, Santa! Can we talk? Now, you know I’ve been a really good boy this past year. So I hope you’re planning to bring me lots of presents. I could use a new nip ‘mater and a cardboard scratcher…and some Greenies, too. I like Greenies.
Oh…and those other cats that live here…y’know, Ernie and Zoey? Hey, didja notice I didn’t call Zoey the She Devil? I told you I was being good. Well, those two haven’t been nearly as good as me. So any presents you have for them…just give them to me, okay? That’ll make it easier for you. You can always count on me to look for ways to help you out, big guy.