Hi everybuddy! Well, here’s a spot you don’t usually see me sleeping. I rarely use the hammick…that’s Zoey’s thing.
But it’s all part of my master plan to take over the top of the ladder from Ernie. Y’see, Ernie has to have anything I have. If I’m sleeping on the bed…he’s gotta have the exact spot I’m sleeping. If I’m sitting on our window seat…he’s gotta sit in that exact spot, too. Yeah, he’s a real pain in the you-know-what, but this time I’m gonna use it to my advantage! When he sees me in this hammick, it’s just a matter of time before he wants it and pushes me out. And when he does…the top of the ladder is mine! ::evil laughter::
About a half hour later…
See…I told you! Here he comes!!
Even my lasers don’t stop him!
Yeah, go ahead Ernie…you can have the hammick!!
Whaaaaat? Did I miss something??
YES! I knew my plan would work! When Ernie saw how he had been tricked…he stormed off. Oh, I’m sure he’s planning his revenge, so I must be ever vigilant. But for now…the top of the ladder is mine!! And all is right in the world once again!!